July 22 2014, 4am


isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)

July 22 2014, 4am



a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

July 22 2014, 3am

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

(Source: stopirwin)

July 22 2014, 3am


bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

July 22 2014, 3am


how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: square)

July 22 2014, 3am


filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”




(Source: karemloo)

July 22 2014, 3am





total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

July 22 2014, 3am


*makes text post* *deletes text post 1 minute later* limited edition

July 22 2014, 3am


if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

July 22 2014, 3am

On Writing: Classist Characters


This one is for mynamesdrstuff, who asked how to write a classist character.

  • Classist characters don’t have to be mean.  As in, they don’t have to be willfully malicious about their classism.  Classism is a systemic form of prejudice in which both individuals and the society/system at large treat people differently based on their class or perceived class.  A person does not have to be cackling and twirling a handlebar mustache while kicking orphans in order to achieve this.  They can, in fact, be perfectly cordial with a world of sympathy in their eyes while telling the homeless man that they won’t hire him because he’s probably a drunk.  They can even smile while offering pay for rehab.  If they make the assumption that homeless = drunk without any proof beyond their own suppositions, they’re still classist.  So the first step to writing a classist character is to accept that a whole range of actions from well-meaning to mean-spirited fall under the classist banner.  Understand that you need to write your classist character as having motivations that span that range.  (Or, at least, a human-sized portion of it.)  Displaying classist characters too narrowly (especially if you’re narrowed in on the evil end) means that readers are going to get a warped vision of what classism is.  We need to see classists as squishy and human, not in an attempt to forgive/absolve them, but because squishy human problems need squishy human solutions.  Coming at things from a cartoon villain angle just compounds the issue.

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