April 19 2014, 2am


pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I


April 19 2014, 2am


thescarymonstersundermybed:

whovians-and-sherlockians:

readalfa:

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.

I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs

probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2 


April 19 2014, 2am


selfmadesuperhero:

lextempus:

snowdarkred:

rrrowr:

So this guy texted me instead of his drug dealer.

OH MY GOD RO

jesus i’ll give you an extra g just cuase your booty’s so fly I hope Valentino asks his drug dealer about that deal next time goD

IM CRYING


April 19 2014, 2am


arsenelle:

miyukisshadow:

What a change O.o ✘

he probably hasn’t brushed his teeth in like 8 months lmaoo 

arsenelle:

miyukisshadow:

What a change O.o

he probably hasn’t brushed his teeth in like 8 months lmaoo 

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April 19 2014, 2am


necrofrank:

Gerard says he hates glowsticks [x]


April 19 2014, 2am


chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

chrissyirish13:

onlyblackbeauty:

annieskywalker:

amaditalks:

3rockstarproblem:

lifehackable:

More (x)

I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position


April 19 2014, 1am


❀ about me. ❀


BASICS:

name: James
age: 19
birthday: June 12th
zodiac: Gemini
single or taken: Single
height: Hovering around 6 foot
eye color: Brown
middle name: [CLASSIFIED]
favorite color: Orange
lucky number: I have a few I guess? But let’s just say 11 for now.

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: I don’t know. I took a test that claimed Hufflepuff once, but *shrug*
favorite fictional character: …Just one? …That’s tough. I could list off more than one, but just one? Nah son. But to name a few, Kakashi from Naruto, Karkat from Homestuck, The Flash from the DC Universe, and Tony Stark from Marvel.
favorite television show: Television? …Probably Grimm. I don’t watch much television and the other shows I loved have ended mostly.
favorite season: Late Spring, Early Summer.
describe yourself in a few words:  Talk too much without meaning to/realizing it, think too much for my own good, care more about people than I probably should. I guess? I am not good at self-descriptions xD;
meaning of your name: James means “supplanter”. My middle name which I shan’t divulge means “Healer”. I am also named after two kings so go me.
ultimate otp: I guess MinatoKushina. I don’t have many OTPs, shipping isn’t really my thing. The rare occasions are really fucking cute and/or hot tho.
what do you plan to/do for a living: …I don’t know. The only thing I think I’d enjoy and that I’m even remotely good at is writing, and I would like to be a writer. So that is probably at the top of my list and could be considered a ‘plan’…
starbucks order: I don’t go to Starbucks.

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: Introvert
dawn or dusk:
Either one, provided I’m not tired/just waking up
righty or lefty: Righty
coffee or tea: Tea
rain or shine: LET THE SUNSHINE IN, LET THE SUNSHINE IN…
reading or writing: I don’t read, I write

(Source: banditswan)


April 19 2014, 1am


wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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